Welcome to the first Penny Arcade game for the PC! Produce Panic Features the Fruit Fakers 2000, but is based on the whole series in general. This game is something of a genre variety pack in that it has a little something for everyone. Run (or fly) around as your favorite juicer in an all out death match, or play cooperatively with friends and compete against other teams of Fruit Fakers to capture their receipt so they can be taken back to the store. There will also be racing and space dogfights. A little something for everyone!
Let the juicing begin!
A hard as Hell platform.
I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game is a sardonic loveletter to the halcyon days of early American videogaming, packaged as a nail-rippingly difficult platform adventure. Players fill the role of The Kid, a youthful, vaguely Megaman-esque protagonist on a quest to become The Guy. This inscrutable plot, however, is just a vehicle for a wide variety of inventive, well-designed and frustrating jump-and-shoot challenges that pay homage to many of the games you loved as a child. The ever-fragile Kid explodes in a shower of red pixels at the slightest brush from the game’s many obstacles, from traditional spikes and bottomless pits to more unconventional killers, such as plantlife and puzzle pieces.
Do YOU have what it takes to be The Guy?
Warrior Epic takes online games and action RPGs into new territory. To begin, the game is free to download and free to play online with no strings attached. Choose several warriors from a large group of specialized classes and play cooperative campaigns or slug it out with friends in PVP. All of this can be set up in a matter of minutes. We are dedicated to bringing out new content such as players, monsters, equipment, and stories every month. The bulk of the game is completely free, and for a small fee players can have access to special equipment and characters.
Clonk Endeavour is the sequel to Clonk Planet and predecessor to the newer Clonk Rage in the series of 2D Clonk games. Clonk Endeavour was the first Clonk game to use a 32 bit graphics system based on Direct3D and OpenGL for enhanced quality and lots of new visual effects. The game was translated to nine different languages: German, English, French, Spanish, Italian, Russian, Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian. All language packs are included in the download.
-all graphics in 32 bit
-hectic game play and loads of fun with hardy Clonks in huge worlds
-tons of objects and scenarios with different climate and weather conditions
-industrious settlement and building or intense battles using all available weapons and tactics
-dynamic landscape generator
-up to four players on one computer
-yet more players via local networks (internet play no longer supported)
-keyboard, mouse, or gamepad control
-language support: 9 different languages
-unlimited editing capabilities through the integrated developer mode
-extremely powerful scripting language
CLONK CLASSICS
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This contains a collection of Clonk classic games.
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1994 Clonk – clonk10.zip – DOS
1994 Clonk 2 Debakel – clonk20.zip – DOS
1995 Clonk A.P.E – clonkape.zip – DOS
1996 Clonk Radika – clonk34us.zip – DOS
1998 Clonk 4 – clonk425.zip – Win95
2000 Clonk Planet – WinXP
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To play the old dos games, you can use DosBox, to play win95 you can use Wine(window version), or you can use a VM.
Air Attack, or as it was originally known Fighter Ace is an online Multiplayer WWII arcade flight simulator with a player user base from all four corners of the globe.
Originally set up and ran on the Microsoft “Zone” following on from there the game was licensed by countries throughout the world including GCPro in Germany, Unitel in Korea and Wireplay here in the UK.
Air Attack is a multiplayer online game, it’s got low system spec requirements, and is FREE to play.
A Jetpack BrontoSaurus, you are clear to take-off…
In order to enjoy JetPack Brontosaurus you need to install the Unity web player. This technology supports 3D games right in your browser. Installation is super simple; the game will start playing on this page as soon as it’s done.
This 45 meg collection offers the very best of the games currently available on Cactus’ site. With no less than 17 games of genres ranging from shoot em ups and platformers to adventure games and first person shooters.
Contains:
Burn the trash, Clean Asia!, Fractal Fighter, Fuck Space, God Came to the Cave, Illegal Communication, Minubeat, Mondo Agency, Mondo Mecials, MSOIDS, Protoganda, Psychosomnium, Retro II, Seizuredome, Shotgun Ninja, The Design and xWUNG.
Hank Hoedown makes some pocket money by selling eggs, and plans to win the yearly egg contest with a huge egg. NationalLiberal, on the prowl for revenge, steals the big eggs and sends out his minions to paint and hide the rest of the eggs. Hank, along with his old pal Bernard Buffalo, has to go through 27 levels, meet around 20 different enemies and search for hidden bonuslevels to defeat NationalLiberal once again and get his egg back. Just like the first Bernard & Hank this is a straightforward platform game. The graphics are as simple as in the first game, but the gameplay, sound effects and music tracks are more advanced. Also included is the minigame Liberball (which was an unlockable in the first game) and a jukebox to listen to all music tracks. DOWNLOAD Bernard & Hank 2 (2007)
A nice 256 colour minigame, hunt those humans! lol
Bernard & Hank is about the farmer Bernard Buffalo and his retired friend Hank Hoedown. The evil businessman NationalLiberal wants his farmland, to build a factory farm on it. He sends out his minions to steal the deeds to the farm. Bernard and Hank will have to get this back, and they have to get rid of all the liberalminions. They will have to go through 40 normal platform levels, 3 driving levels and meet 15 different enemies to do so. The game is a bone-headed platformer with moving platforms, collecting coins, jumping on fat people and getting shot by cowliberals. The game also contains some minigames, to be unlocked by finishing levels.
Hank Hoedown makes some pocket money by selling eggs, and plans to win the yearly egg contest with a huge egg. NationalLiberal, on the prowl for revenge, steals the big eggs and sends out his minions to paint and hide the rest of the eggs. Hank, along with his old pal Bernard Buffalo, has to go through 27 levels, meet around 20 different enemies and search for hidden bonuslevels to defeat NationalLiberal once again and get his egg back. Just like the first Bernard & Hank this is a straightforward platform game. The graphics are as simple as in the first game, but the gameplay, sound effects and music tracks are more advanced. Also included is the minigame Liberball (which was an unlockable in the first game) and a jukebox to listen to all music tracks. 
A nice 256 colour minigame, hunt those humans! lol
Bernard & Hank is about the farmer Bernard Buffalo and his retired friend Hank Hoedown. The evil businessman NationalLiberal wants his farmland, to build a factory farm on it. He sends out his minions to steal the deeds to the farm. Bernard and Hank will have to get this back, and they have to get rid of all the liberalminions. They will have to go through 40 normal platform levels, 3 driving levels and meet 15 different enemies to do so. The game is a bone-headed platformer with moving platforms, collecting coins, jumping on fat people and getting shot by cowliberals. The game also contains some minigames, to be unlocked by finishing levels.
